
So near yet so far away
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like all the other passengers in his car.” - – Will Rogers
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A radical fringe element was forming deep inside the vegetarian movement
known as the Bovine Underground. You could only join if you knew the password – “moo”
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Competition is fierce among colleges to see who can hold the most ridiculous class of all times
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Nature abhors a vacuum, yet here it is creating one
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Darwin struggled mightily to explain the evolutionary role of the aardvark,
because even their mothers were stunned by the ugliness of their offspring
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Fighting for perspective. Giving it more than getting it
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Every midterm election is nothing more than one giant cockfight
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When we see who is working on the budget in Washington, we can begin
to understand why they are having such a difficult time
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Waiting for Superman… waiting some more… still waiting…
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No, you can’t!
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Some animals are born with their own chopsticks
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Thanks for reminding me, you bastard!
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Now pay attention!
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Life is cruel, and then there are pranksters who make it even crueler
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At times, resourcefulness and stupidity appear to be on the same side
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Survival is rarely a friendship-building activity. If only they could eat birds
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Having left his job on Wall Street, Johnson now finds himself
entertaining the same people he used to bilk
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Bats, known for their crazy sleeping habits, but proud of their manhood
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Extreme parakeets. They charge a premium for these at the pet store
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Ancient cultures believed that the sun was made from volcanoes on earth. I think they were right
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…it can happen at any time!
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Are we there yet?
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